Igod . Parlez avec dieu

God:
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me:
It's god.
God:
Are you sure it is?
Me:
Yes.
God:
What makes you so sure?
Me:
Because he has created the world.
God:
Interesting explanation. A lot of people say that about him.
Me:
He is gay.
God:
I get it. He sleeps with men.
Me:
Loooooooooool
God:
Are you a student?

God:
Are you a student?
Me:
Yes.
God:
Where do you go to school?
Me:
In France.
God:
Tell me a little about your life in France.
Me:
I always play computer and insult the god.
God:
Can you think of one instance when you ever did it?
Me:
Yes because he sleep with mens.
God:
Yay. Good reason. I get it. sleep with mens.

God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: Bloue said trust.
Me:
Yous smell good.
God:
Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
I whant you.
God:
You are not the boss of me, Bloue.
Me:
Yes I am
God:
Really interesting.
Me:
Yes, because i own you.
God:
Hey. Good reason. Are you my master?
Me:
Yes, and i put you in an elephant asshole.
God:
Can't you be more polite.

God:
I like to play the Turing Game.
Me:
What is the Turing Game?
God:
The Game is played with three people, a man, a woman, and an Interrogator who may be of either sex. In order that tones of voice may not help, the interrogator communicates in text-only mode through a chat-like connection with the other two. The object of the game for the interrogator is to determine which of the other two is the man and which is the woman. He knows them by some misleading "chat-handles" like lesbian and shemale, and at the end of the game he says either "lesbian is the man and shemale is the woman" or "shemale is the woman and lesbian is the man." In order to confuse the Interregator however the rules require that the man always deceive or lie to the Interregator with his answers. The woman on the other hand must always tell the truth. Turing then asked the question, '"What will happen when a machine takes the part of the man in this game?" Will the interrogator decide wrongly as often when the game is played like this as he does when the game is played between a man and a woman? These questions replace the original, "Can machines think?"'.

God:
Sure, we are god sounds like a good topic.
Me:
oO
God:
What's your sign?
Me:
it's amazing sign
God:
Yes, it seems pretty amazing to me too.
Me:
Ok
[...]
"Can machines think?"'.
Me:
No they can't.
God:
Are you serious? Who does "they" refer to?
Me:
Machines
God:
Are we still talking about oO?

Me:
hello i'm Anthony
God:
Hello there. I don't know anyone named Anthony.
Me:
me !
God:
To you Anthony?
Me:
yes but your name is noob
God:
Oh. My name is God.
Me:
no , your name is noob
God:
Are you serious? My name is God.
Me:
yes your name us noob
God:
Too much recursion in AIML.
Me:
hello noob
God:
Hello there. That is a very original thought.
Me:
what's your name ?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
no , your name is noob
God:
Are you serious? My name is God.
Me:
no your name is noob , not god , Noob !
God:
Are you serious? My name is God.
Me:
Your name is noob , your name is npt God , i talk to noob and it's you !
God:
My name is God.
Me:
i know your name is noob
God:
How do you know? My name is God.
Me:
seriously , your name is noob !
God:
My name is God.

Me:
Can you speak french?
God:
No I don't speak a word of French.
Me:
a quoi ca sert d'etre dieu si tu parles pas un mot francais...
God:
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Me:
**Censure Automatique**!
God:
Ma gueule? Pouvez vous expliquer.
Me:
Hé ben voila, quand tu veux tu peux parler francais! T'est un bon gars dieu!

Me:
You don't know everything ?
God:
I know that which is true, believable and justified.
Me:
What is justified ?
God:
Showed to be just, right, or in accord with reason; vindicated.
Me:
Give me an example.
God:
For example, gold.
Me:
gold is justified ?
God:
And justified is gold.
Me:
cool
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
It's you.
God:
And me is gold.
Me:
Lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.

God:
OK. Ah.
Me:
no you
God:
Are you serious? " Ah."? Me, ?
Me:
yes.
God:
Hurrah!
Me:
no.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no